13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...