Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...