Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...