Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...