Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...