Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...