Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...