What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...