How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...