A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...