Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...