Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...