White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
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Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...