Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...