Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...