Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...