Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....