Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...