The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
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81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
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Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...