Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...