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Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...