What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
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Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
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Another miracle?
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Quickie
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