A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...