Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...