What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...