The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!