The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...