Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...