Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...