Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...