How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...