Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...