Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.