Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!