Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...