Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...