Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...