Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...