Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...