Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...