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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
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What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
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A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
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Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
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A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...