The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...