Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Chain Letter Type lI
Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really,...