The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Worm your way out of that one!
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A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...