Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...