One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
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Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
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You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...