RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....