Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...