Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...