Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...