Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...