Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...