Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...