Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...