Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...