Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
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Dress Shop Burglary
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Twice Over
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Homemade Bargain Gift
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The way to a heart of a man
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Merry Christmas law
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Two Brain Cells
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Convince these students
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Long and Hard
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