Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...