Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....