Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Windows 95
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There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...