Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...