A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...