The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...